What A Wife Says...and What It Means ;-P

[rajamacherla]

[i][b][color="Navy"]Read and start realizing guys.. ( who are into a relationship..or who wishes to get married soon) [img]http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [/color][/b][/i]

[b][color="Navy"]The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm
The wife means: You'll be

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

Note : Just a Joke.. No offense to the Beautiful creation of God : Women [/color][/b]

[k2s]

Gp

[Idly Vishwanatham]

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Gp
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[pchky]

katti

[loliilolii2012]

dont marry man...

[Jagamondi]

what you said correct man...

[THE_DB_KNIGHT]

[quote name='loliilolii2012' timestamp='1352423044' post='1302766708']
dont marry man...
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[chittimallu5]

what a man says and what it means

man: you look good
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you talk sweet
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are so kind
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you did a good job
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are so nice
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are a great chef
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you have good taste
means: I want to fcuk u


man: Im tired
means: give me a head


man: it was a looooong day
means: blow me

[evadigolavadide]

[quote name='chittimallu5' timestamp='1352424468' post='1302766800']
what a man says and what it means

man: you look good
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you talk sweet
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are so kind
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you did a good job
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are so nice
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you are a great chef
means: I want to fcuk u


man: you have good taste
means: I want to fcuk u


man: Im tired
means: give me a head


man: it was a looooong day
means: blow me
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man: I am married
means: I dont like you

man: I have a headache tonight
means: I dont wanna fcuk you today

man: I would love to be with you tonight
means: Another bitch is waiting for me

[chittimallu5]

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[s]man [/s] woman: I have a headache tonight
means: I dont wanna fcuk you today

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[Manthrii]

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[Simple123]

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[tel_muddu]

[quote name='loliilolii2012' timestamp='1352423044' post='1302766708']
dont marry man...
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