Joke

[raghavraghav]

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[url="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=11776"]Smart husband[/url][/size][/font][/color][color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=3]

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."[/size][/font][/color]

[sahil_capricon]

Husbands are smarter... !~>(

[crazyhorse]

..... pity dat wife

[sri.madasi]

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[AbhiStock]

[b]A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation centre.
"What are you doing here today?" said the guy to the woman next to him.
"Oh I'm here to donate some blood. They are going to give me $5 for it!" she replied.
"Ahhh, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25!" The guy said.
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and after chatting for a little while longer they went their separate ways.
A month later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation centre.
"Oh, hi there!" said the guy, "Are you here to donate blood again?"
The woman then started shaking her head and said, "Mmmmm - mmmmm - mmmmm!"[/b]

[jbourne]

Rofl vayya