Funny Leave Letters

[Tigersathi]

[color=#333333]The Leave Applications; )[/color]


[color=#333333]Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:[/color]

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"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.[/color]

[manmadudhu]

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[kiran karthik]

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[_poori]

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[kiran karthik]

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[manmadudhu]

[quote name='_poori' timestamp='1352649815' post='1302778862']
[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9Zlb_Jy-rNI/SipZCp6EiZI/AAAAAAAAADU/XhdJHMYdBGo/s400/dukuwv6.png[/img]
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[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1352649853' post='1302778867']
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[k2s]

[quote name='Tigersathi' timestamp='1352648870' post='1302778792']
[color=#333333]The Leave Applications; )[/color]


[color=#333333]Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:[/color]


[color=#333333]"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.[/color]
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[Tigersathi]

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