FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Report Posted November 13, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from your wife? [/background][/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A. Ten minutes of silence. [/background][/left][/size][/font][/color]
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to.
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie! Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu
eela Posted November 13, 2012 Report Posted November 13, 2012 [quote name='FAKEID' timestamp='1352769020' post='1302787529'] [left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from your wife? [/background][/left] [left][color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A. Ten minutes of silence. [/background][/size][/font][/color][/left] [/quote]
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Q.What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A:Divorced
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!
FAKEID Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Posted November 13, 2012 Q: What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? A: Why are you laughing? I'm the one going to be eaten
Simple123 Posted November 13, 2012 Report Posted November 13, 2012 [quote name='FAKEID' timestamp='1352770941' post='1302787601'] Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply! [/quote] awesome
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