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[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from your wife? [/background][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A. Ten minutes of silence. [/background][/left][/size][/font][/color]

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

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Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie! Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu

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[quote name='FAKEID' timestamp='1352769020' post='1302787529']
[left][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from your wife? [/background][/left]

[left][color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A. Ten minutes of silence. [/background][/size][/font][/color][/left]

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Q.What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A:Divorced

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Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply! ;)

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Q: What did the Banana say to the Vibrator?
A: Why are you laughing? I'm the one going to be eaten

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[quote name='FAKEID' timestamp='1352770941' post='1302787601']
Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply! ;)
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awesome

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