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[b] If animals have Facebook,---?[/b]

these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon.

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!
:)

[left][background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]Goat: Friends don't go out, EID holiday is coming.
Pig writes a comment on Goat's status, "Luckily I am HARAM"
Goat replies: "Don't you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?"[/background]
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gp .. but chicken update choosthe koncham sad ga vundhi ..

PS : I eat chicken .

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Horse why all white girls r seeing me I can nt understand ....

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cat, mosquito, goat super [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

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[quote name='innovative' timestamp='1354295846' post='1302878098']
gp .. but chicken update choosthe koncham sad ga vundhi ..

PS : I eat chicken .
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vuuuuu [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

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[quote name='innovative' timestamp='1354295846' post='1302878098']
gp .. but chicken update choosthe koncham sad ga vundhi ..

PS : I eat chicken .
[/quote]
with chutney aa without chutney aa[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5434/venkybrahmi.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Murthygaru' timestamp='1354295716' post='1302878080']
[b] If animals have Facebook,---?[/b]

these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon.

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!
:)

Goat: Friends don't go out, EID holiday is coming.
Pig writes a comment on Goat's status, "Luckily I am HARAM"
Goat replies: "Don't you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?"
[/quote]
@3$% @3$%
[quote name='kiladi bullodu' timestamp='1354295892' post='1302878105']
Horse why all white girls r seeing me I can nt understand ....
[/quote][img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

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[quote name='biscuitRAJA' timestamp='1354295980' post='1302878116']
with chutney aa without chutney aa[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5434/venkybrahmi.gif[/img]
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u mean chicken wid peanut chutney [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

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[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1354296190' post='1302878143']
u mean chicken wid peanut chutney [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]
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kaadu baa egg chutney.ninna nuvvu manchi thread ni miss ayyav[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/fdzt3p.gif[/img]

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[quote name='biscuitRAJA' timestamp='1354296337' post='1302878163']
kaadu baa egg chutney.ninna nuvvu manchi thread ni miss ayyav[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/fdzt3p.gif[/img]
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avunaa ayyo [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1505787/genius-o.gif[/img]

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[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1354296608' post='1302878197']
avunaa ayyo [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1505787/genius-o.gif[/img]
[/quote]
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/vb0r9_th.gif[/img]

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