One Line Jokes..............

[apollokrish]

Why does a dog lick its p*n*s?

Because it can't make a fist

[apollokrish]

Definition of trust:

Two cannibals giving each other blowjob

[chittimallu5]

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Definition of trust:

Two cannibals giving each other blowjob
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[apollokrish]

Banana to a vibrator:

"Why are you shaking she's goin to eat me "

[chinni005]

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Definition of trust:

Two cannibals giving each other blowjob
[/quote]

[apollokrish]

Why did GOD create Adam before he created Eve?

Because he did n't want anyone telling him how to make Adam

[apollokrish]

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.........

[apollokrish]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

[apollokrish]

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life......

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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[apollokrish]

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches your're going to get or how long it will last

[apollokrish]

Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught

[apollokrish]

Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

Prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again

[chinni005]

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Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

Prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again
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[apollokrish]

What do a dildo and soyabeans have in common?

They're both used as a meat substitute