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How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave

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If you have big boo**s you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, you work at IHOP

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If you have big boo**s you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, you work at IHOP
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What did the elephant say to the naked man..............


How do u breathe through something so small..........

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Marriage is an institution in which a man looses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".....

Next day he received a hundres letters.........they all said the same thing:

"YOU CAN HAVE MINE"

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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman and said to her , "I haven't eaten anuthing in 4 days" she looked at him and said 'God, i wish i had your will power'

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A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a ######.

The bear leans over to the bunny and says 'Do you ever have a problem of ###### sticking to your fur'?

The bunny says 'NO'.

So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass......

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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Virginity is not dignity, its lack of oppurtunity

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