apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 If you have big boo**s you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, you work at IHOP
chinni005 Posted December 7, 2012 Report Posted December 7, 2012 [quote name='apollokrish' timestamp='1354855014' post='1302909846'] If you have big boo**s you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, you work at IHOP [/quote]
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 What did the elephant say to the naked man.............. How do u breathe through something so small..........
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 Marriage is an institution in which a man looses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted"..... Next day he received a hundres letters.........they all said the same thing: "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman and said to her , "I haven't eaten anuthing in 4 days" she looked at him and said 'God, i wish i had your will power'
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a ######. The bear leans over to the bunny and says 'Do you ever have a problem of ###### sticking to your fur'? The bunny says 'NO'. So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass......
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
apollokrish Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Posted December 7, 2012 Virginity is not dignity, its lack of oppurtunity
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