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[color=#333333]The Intelligent joke [/color]

[color=#333333]Lady: Do you smoke?[/color]
[color=#333333]Guy: Yes I do. [/color]
[color=#333333]Lady: How many packs a day?[/color]

[color=#333333]Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fuking Ferrari?[/color]

[color=#333333]from fb..[/color]

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