deals2buy Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of? Boy: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Boy: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Boy:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! (Think Positive... Not With dirty mind)
Power Star Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 antha sadavala matter endo 3 mukkallo seppu [color=#333333][font=Tahoma][size=3][img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/2172421/hs-beating-him-self-o.gif[/img][/size][/font][/color]
ChampakDas Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 ee boy pina post asina boy okatena [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [quote name='deals2buy' timestamp='1355192639' post='1302929148'] A female teacher was having a problem with a [size=6]boy [/size]in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of? Boy: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Boy: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Boy:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! (Think Positive... Not With dirty mind) [/quote]
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deals2buy Posted December 11, 2012 Author Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='BOY' timestamp='1355192781' post='1302929154'] antha sadavala matter endo 3 mukkallo seppu [color=#333333][font=Tahoma][size=3][img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/2172421/hs-beating-him-self-o.gif[/img][/size][/font][/color] [/quote] nee gurinche BOY ee post [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [quote name='ghazni' timestamp='1355192859' post='1302929157'] aa joke patadi..... [/quote] joke kothadi aina paathadi aina joke joke ey ga mama [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [quote name='GatisKandis' timestamp='1355192885' post='1302929158'] ee boy pina post asina boy okatena [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]
Power Star Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TY07vs3bOsI/AAAAAAAABo4/1P9bAyqviVE/Ali%20pithre.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TY07vs3bOsI/AAAAAAAABo4/1P9bAyqviVE/Ali%20pithre.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TY07vs3bOsI/AAAAAAAABo4/1P9bAyqviVE/Ali%20pithre.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TY07vs3bOsI/AAAAAAAABo4/1P9bAyqviVE/Ali%20pithre.gif[/img]
Power Star Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='deals2buy' timestamp='1355193081' post='1302929172'] nee gurinche BOY ee post [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] joke kothadi aina paathadi aina joke joke ey ga mama [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TY07vs3bOsI/AAAAAAAABo4/1P9bAyqviVE/Ali%20pithre.gif[/img]
mtkr Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='BOY' timestamp='1355192781' post='1302929154'] antha sadavala matter endo 3 mukkallo seppu [color=#333333][font=Tahoma][size=3][img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/2172421/hs-beating-him-self-o.gif[/img][/size][/font][/color] [/quote] teacher asked::: how do u measure ur tool?? Boy::: wth scale princi::: he tought by inserting in... so princi sended him to wrk in adult store instead of dng porn
Power Star Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='mtkr' timestamp='1355193218' post='1302929182'] teacher asked::: how do u measure ur tool?? Boy::: wth scale princi::: he tought by inserting in... so princi sended him to wrk in adult store instead of dng porn [/quote] [img]http://gifsoup.com/view4/2044050/brahmi-laugh-o.gif[/img] PS: [b] Think Positive... Not With Dirty Mind[/b]
mtkr Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='BOY' timestamp='1355193576' post='1302929211'] [img]http://gifsoup.com/view4/2044050/brahmi-laugh-o.gif[/img] PS: [b] Think Positive... Not With Dirty Mind[/b] [/quote] Ya thinked + positived ly... Thts y its +6
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Kakateyudu Posted December 11, 2012 Report Posted December 11, 2012 [quote name='BABUU' timestamp='1355195076' post='1302929330'] [img]http://gifsoup.com/view4/2044050/brahmi-laugh-o.gif[/img] [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/gallery_24383_15_371807_0.gif?1354745320[/img]
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