Inga Yaaru Idi...

[ManOnFire]

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[size=5]A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, “See that, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She begins to drool.[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder’s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She is aching for action at this point.[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to go?”[/size][/size][/font][/color]
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[size=5]She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”[/size][/size][/font][/color]