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Definition of Condom in Three Idiots:

Teacher:
“What Is A Condom?”

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag
Jata
Hain
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura
Kyu
Rahe
Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai,
Bachpan
Se
Iccha Thi
Ki Main Sex Education College
Mein
Padhu! Aaj
Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut
Maza Aa
Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat
Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is
Anything
Which
Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz
Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo
Population
Control
Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai
Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar
Subah
Tak,
Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se
Ghire
Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar
Mujh
Tak,
Sab
Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second
Mein
Out,
In-Out,
In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination
Kya
Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha
Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat
Se
Lekar
Subah
Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are
Between
Any
Combination Of Body So
Connected,
That Their
Relative Positions May Be
Seen In
Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.....:P;)

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