Rascala Mind It

[ManOnFire]

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan: “I know everyone! Just name someone... Anyone! And I know them.”

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff, “Okay, how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes! Tom & I are old friends! I can prove it” Rajini said.

So Rajini & Amitabh fly to Hollywood & knock on Tom Cruise’s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: “Thalaiva! Great to see you! You & your friend, come right in & join me for lunch!”

Though impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else” says Rajini says.

“President Obama”, Amitabh quickly retorts
“Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him!”
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour & motions him, saying: “Rajini! What a surprise!! I was just on my way. to a meeting, but you & your friend come on in & let’s have a cup of coffee first!”

Though much shaken by now, Amitabh is still not completely convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

“The Pope?” Amitabh replies. “Sure!” says Rajini “My folks are from Italy & I’ve known the Pope for a long time”.
Rajini & Amitabh assemble with the masses at Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards. So, let me just go upstairs & I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges at the balcony with the Pope!

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh has had a stroke & is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh’s side, Rajini asks, “What happened?”

Amitabh Bachchan looks up & says, “I was doing fine until a man tapped on my shoulder & asked: Who's that guy with Rajnikanth?” X_X