Jokes

[sakshi]

A 13 year girl at a bra shop....
Girl-show me bra
shop keeper-36"?
Girl-smaller
shop keeper-32"?
Girl-smaller
shop keeper-20"?
Girl-smaller
shop keeper(in angry)
madam u take some cream it must b a
pimple.......




Apple: i look like the human heart

Mango: i look like a stomach

Grapes: i look like eyes
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Banana: I hate this game.



Three Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of
Young Engineers.
Since No Place, They Sit On Boys Lap.
After 10 Minutes.
Girl: “Are You EC Engineer?”
Boy1: “How Do You Know?”
Girl1: “Your Tower Is Communicating
With My Unreachable Area”
Girl2: “Are You Computer Engineer?”
Boy2: “How Do You Know?”
Girl2: “Your Pendrive Is Trying To
Connect With My Usb Drive”
Girl3: “Are You Mechanical Engineer?”
Boy3: “How Do You Know?”
Girl3: “Your Piston Is Trying To Move In
To My Cylinder.