This Was Actually Said....true Story

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."



LOL

[peru_edaite_enti]

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[mtkr]

[tom bhayya]

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[peru_edaite_enti]

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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img] aa lawyer gadu evado nee lantode..

[littlemoon]

[minnu]

[KrishnamVandeJagadgurum]

antha goppaga em lede

[ghazni]

[teddybunny]

[chiru786]

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[Maramanishi]

[PMREDDY19]

nijamga ayyindantey .. court loki inko 1-2 days lawyer vellanu kuda vellaledu emo..

[Force]

not so funny [img]http://i39.tinypic.com/dztguw.gif[/img]

[ToughGuy]

hahahahah