Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 --

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

[b][b]A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.[/b][/b]
[b][b]She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. [/b][/b]
[b][b]She immediately moved to another seat.[/b][/b]
[b][b]This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. [/b][/b]
[b][b]The man seemed more amused. [/b][/b]
[b][b]When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,[/b][/b]
[b][b]she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.[/b][/b]

[b][b]The case came up in court.[/b][/b]

[b][b]The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)[/b][/b]
[b][b]what he had to say for himself.[/b][/b]
[b][b]The man replied,[/b][/b]
[b][b]'Well your Honor, it was like this:[/b][/b]
[b][b]when the lady got on the bus,[/b][/b]
[b][b]I couldn't help but notice her condition. [/b][/b]
[b][b]She sat down under a sign that said,[/b][/b]
[b][b]'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. [/b][/b]
[b][b]Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,[/b][/b]
[b][b]'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.[/b][/b]
[b][b]Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,[/b][/b]
[b][b]'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.[/b][/b]
[b][b] But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time[/b][/b]
[b][b]and sat under a sign that said,[/b][/b]
[b][b]'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'[/b][/b]
[b][b]... I just lost it.'[/b][/b]

[b][b]'CASE DISMISSED!!'[/b][/b]