Jokes

[ManOnFire]

A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party

He told his Indian wife to get a costume

Wife gets a snowman suit.

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

She gets a santa suit

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit!

Wife, gets pissed n brings a bamboo stick

Negro: what m I to do wid this?

Wife: G##nd mein daal aur chocobar banja BC.

[pirra_gichhutha]

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[ManOnFire]

[color=#333333]Wife: "tum GOA ja rahe ho to mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le jate?[/color]
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Husband: Are pagli, koi restaurant jata hai to Tiffin sath lejata hai kya?=D [/color]

[ManOnFire]

[color=#333333]Wen a girl is staring you frm a long tym it simply means.[/color]

[color=#333333]"either she is interested in you"[/color]

[color=#333333]Or[/color]

[color=#333333]"she is farting slowly"[/color]

[loliilolii2012]

post more sex jokes......

[ManOnFire]

‎3 sisters got married & went for honeymoon.
Mom asked them 2 send feedback sms.
1st daughter's sms:
'NESCAFE'
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Mom checks out nescafe ad:
It read 'GOOD TO THE LAST DROP'.
Mom smiles.
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2nd daughter's sms:
'BENSON & HEDGES'
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Mom checks out ad:
It read 'KING SIZE, EXTRA LONG'.
Mom smiles again.

3rd daughter's sms:
'BRITISH AIRWAYS'
.
Mom checks out British Airways ad & faints down. It read:
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3 TIMES DAILY,
7 DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS

[SudhirKumar]

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[BukkaReddyfrmRangaReddy]

[color=#000000][font=Times][size=1]Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply! [/size][/font][/color]

[crazyhorse]

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3 TIMES DAILY,
7 DAYS A WEEK,[size=6] BOTH WAYS[/size]
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