A Master Piece

[ManOnFire]

A master piece.
WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE.


This is the winner

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your Sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !!

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[galiraju]

[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1357517173' post='1303063888']
A master piece.
WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE.


This is the winner

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your Sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !!
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a bit of salt

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

Evado bharya badhithudu rasinattunnadu

[Sastrygaru]

rofl..

[@Shadow@]

[CaliStar]

GP

[chinni005]

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[Khadgam]

heh.he

[aragorn]

GP

[kakka mukka]

good post [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[SudhirKumar]

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[bumper_mein_jumper]

GP

[BukkaReddyfrmRangaReddy]

Rolfffff

[kanna25]

telugu lo


oh cheli, naa sakhi, naa priyathamaa
ninnu pelli chesukovadame nenu chesina pedha paapamaa

ney kane prathi kalalo ninne choosthaanu
andhuke prathi raathri adho peeda kala laa arusthaanu

andham, thelivi, prema undadam adhrushtam
ivevi neeku lekapovadam naa dhuradhrushtam

naa jeevitham lo aanandham chachipoyindhi anukunnaanu
mee chellini choosaaka naa abhipraayam thappu ani thelusukunnaanu

soft ga untundhi emo ani nee cheyyi thaakaalani anukunnaanu
neeku vaseline raasukune alavaatu ledhu ani gurthochi aagipoyaanu

naaku nee navvu ishtam, pallu ishtam, kallu ishtam
inni abdhaalu okey saari cheppadam kooda chaala kashtam

nenu peelchey ah gaali nee nunchey veesthundhi
emi thokki vachaavo theliyadhu kaani chaala vasthundhi vasthundhi