Darling999 Posted January 9, 2013 Report Posted January 9, 2013 [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/270281_579219925427478_66993718_n.jpg[/img] [color=#333333]A Consultant [/color] [color=#333333]A young man wearing Gucci shoes, an Armani suit, Rayban aviator shades, drove into a farm in his BMW. He meets a farmer there grazing his sheep. He asked the farmer what he was doing and the farmer replied that he is a sheep farmer.[/color] [color=#333333]The young man asked the farmer “ If I tell you how many sheep you have in your farm, will you give me one?” “Yes”, said the farmer. The young man takes[/color][color=#333333] his laptop, c...onnects the modem, takes a satellite photograph using the latest GIS software and after some complicated calculations, arrives at a figure. “You have 1522 sheep” he tells the farmer. “Very good, you are right, this is fantastic. Here, take one sheep” said the farmer. The young man took the sheep and was about to leave, the farmer asked him, “by the way, are you a consultant?” “Yes”, said the surprised young man. “How did you know?” The farmer replied. “For three reasons” 1. I did not call you, you came here on your own, uninvited. 2. You did complex processing and calculations for a simple answer which I already know. 3. You don’t know anything about my business, I gave you a dog, and you think it is sheep[/color]
jbourne Posted January 9, 2013 Report Posted January 9, 2013 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1357759693' post='1303079872'] [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/270281_579219925427478_66993718_n.jpg[/img] [color=#333333]A Consultant [/color] [color=#333333]A young man wearing Gucci shoes, an Armani suit, Rayban aviator shades, drove into a farm in his BMW. He meets a farmer there grazing his sheep. He asked the farmer what he was doing and the farmer replied that he is a sheep farmer.[/color] [color=#333333]The young man asked the farmer “ If I tell you how many sheep you have in your farm, will you give me one?” “Yes”, said the farmer. The young man takes[/color][color=#333333] his laptop, c...onnects the modem, takes a satellite photograph using the latest GIS software and after some complicated calculations, arrives at a figure. “You have 1522 sheep” he tells the farmer. “Very good, you are right, this is fantastic. Here, take one sheep” said the farmer. The young man took the sheep and was about to leave, the farmer asked him, “by the way, are you a consultant?” “Yes”, said the surprised young man. “How did you know?” The farmer replied. “For three reasons” 1. I did not call you, you came here on your own, uninvited. 2. You did complex processing and calculations for a simple answer which I already know. 3. [size=6]You don’t know anything about my business, I gave you a dog, and you think it is sheep[/size][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2mplbuu.gif[/img]
Darling999 Posted January 9, 2013 Author Report Posted January 9, 2013 [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/270281_579219925427478_66993718_n.jpg[/img]
pedda_edava Posted January 9, 2013 Report Posted January 9, 2013 [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1357759693' post='1303079872'] [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/270281_579219925427478_66993718_n.jpg[/img] [color=#333333]A Consultant [/color] [color=#333333]A young man wearing Gucci shoes, an Armani suit, Rayban aviator shades, drove into a farm in his BMW. He meets a farmer there grazing his sheep. He asked the farmer what he was doing and the farmer replied that he is a sheep farmer.[/color] [color=#333333]The young man asked the farmer “ If I tell you how many sheep you have in your farm, will you give me one?” “Yes”, said the farmer. The young man takes[/color][color=#333333] his laptop, c...onnects the modem, takes a satellite photograph using the latest GIS software and after some complicated calculations, arrives at a figure. “You have 1522 sheep” he tells the farmer. “Very good, you are right, this is fantastic. Here, take one sheep” said the farmer. The young man took the sheep and was about to leave, the farmer asked him, “by the way, are you a consultant?” “Yes”, said the surprised young man. “How did you know?” [size=5][b]The farmer replied. “For three reasons” 1. I did not call you, you came here on your own, uninvited. 2. You did complex processing and calculations for a simple answer which I already know. 3. You don’t know anything about my business, I gave you a dog, and you think it is sheep[/b][/size][/color] [/quote]
.thumb.jpg.ce42bb16ec102475a78c2087ce269c7d.jpg)
.thumb.gif.343fe49c7e1c507ae0056326bd8cf77e.gif)
Recommended Posts