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Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Beard hair grows at twice its usual rate when you're in a plane.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
You use more calories eating celery than there are in celery itself.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version![/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Linda McCartney has sold more vegetarian ready made meals than Paul has sold records.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
In the course of the 18 year run of Cats on broadway, 3,247 lbs of yak hair was used for wigs.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The shortest war in history was between England and Zanzibar in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
65 people become $millionaires every day.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
You are more likely to be killed by a rogue champagne cork than a poisonous spider.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
By the time a person is 18, they would have spent 12,000 hours in school, but 14,000 hours watching television.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Woman blink nearly twice as much as men.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce![/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
You could comfortably fit the entire population of the planet into a cube with sides 1km long.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Apporximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornographic material.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Porn sites generated $970 million in revenue in 1999.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like competition.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Every 20 minutes a hapless person treads on a land mine.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
6,000 new computer viruses are released every month.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Over one trillion matches were being produced every year at the beginning of the last century.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Elvis Presley had a twin brother.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Zeuxis a Greek painter in the 5th Centrury BC laughed hismself to death while looking at one of his paintings.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
A Roman leap year had the same number of days as ordinary years but January 23rd lasted for 48 hours.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
After being decapitated a human can still see for 20 seconds! (Not sure how 'they' worked this one out!).[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Under EC law it is legal to have sex with inflatable dolls in the street.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Winners at the 2001 Ig-Nobel Prize ceremony for eccentric researchers, inventors and scientists include an American who claims to have invented anti-flatulence underwear, a Lithuanian who set up a theme park dedicated to Stalin, and two Indians who discovered that nose-picking is commonplace.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Right-handed people live on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Human stomachs produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to stop it digesting itself.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Humans are the only animals to sleep on their backs.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
More boys than girls are born during the day, but more girls are born at night.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Julio Iglesias once had five gallons of water flown from Miami to L.A. so he could wash his hair.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Clark Gable was listed on his birth certificate as a girl.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Johnny Vaughan was born at the precise moment that England scored the winning goal in the 1966 World Cup final.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Bernard Manning did his National Service in the Military Police and one of his duties was guarding Albert Speer and Rudolf Hess in Spandau.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Elvis Presley's hip-wiggling started out as a srage fright. He was so nervous, that his legs would shake.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
John Lennon shoplifted in Holland the harmonica he used on Love Me Do.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Mel Gibson broke the school record for the most strappings in a week - 27.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Tom Cruise and Robbie Williams were both voted least Likely To Succeed at school.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Sir Winston Churchill smoked an estimated 300,000 cigars in his lifetime.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Michelangelo's cook was illiterate, so he drew her a shopping list, which today is priceless.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The arhcitect who built the Kremlin had his eyes gouged our by Iavn The Terrible so that he would never be able to design another building like it.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Pirates wore earings because they believed it improved their eyesight.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Cher's parents married and divorced each other three times.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Mike Myers (a.k.a. Austin Powers) is descended from William Wordsworth.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
If you shouted for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Banging your head against a wall uses a 150 calories an hour.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
On average, a drop of Heinz tomato ketchup leaves the bottle at a speed of 25 miles per year![/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
If you mouth the word "colourful" to someone, it looks like you are saying "I love you".[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The fastest sevice in a restaurant in the world is 13 seconds from the order to the food on the table.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Wayne Static (from staticX) uses glue to stick his hair up.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The letter combination 'ough' can be pronounced in nine different ways.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Permanent marker is not actually permanent.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The shortest poem ever goes 'Adam, hae'em'.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
To convert milli-inches to micro metres you must times by 25.4[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
There is an average of 3000 ft. of electrical wiring in every car.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
During the battle for Stalingrad, the German army lost more men attacking a single house defended by sergeant Pavlov's platoon than it did occupying Paris three years later. Pavlov survived the war and became a monk.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were freshman roomates at Harvard.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Kermit the Frog is left handed.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
There is a city called Rome on every continent.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
The Earth is hit by lightning 100 times a second.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]
Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using only the letters on the top row of the keyboard.[/size][/font][/color]

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