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andari devullaki HP kottukone pandem pettarata... evaru munduga juice theppisthe vallu gelichinatlu.....

andaru start chesarata .. okka devudu matram please help me please help me antunnadata...

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andari devullaki HP kottukone pandem pettarata... evaru ekkuva sepu munduga juice theppisthe vallu gelichinatlu.....

andaru start chesarata .. okka devudu matram please help me please help me antunnadata...
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[quote name='nallaberry' timestamp='1359034420' post='1303165132']
oka janta train lo velthu untaru .... mogudu upper berth pellam lower berth.... mogudiki mood vastadi...... pellanni upper berth ki raa thengukundam antadu...... sare ani adi paiki velthadi..... manam thengukuntunatlu evariki teliyakudadu so.... nenu pettagane thumsup antanu.... neeku noppi pudithe pepsi anu antadu..... ala iddaru manchi mood lo thumsup...pepsi thumsip pespi....ani manchi oopu meda pani kanisthu unte.... middle berth lo unna musalodu ..... mee thumsup and pepsi gola apandi vayya... naa meda limca padutundi antadu
[/quote]same joke rakarakaalu ga cheptharu . . Chapathi chapthi ante lower berth vadi pai kurma padiddi
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Common guys andaru thala oka joke share cheyali
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[quote name='IamNotTrouble' timestamp='1359034536' post='1303165147']
P.S: no offence


andari devullaki HP kottukone pandem pettarata... evaru munduga juice theppisthe vallu gelichinatlu.....

andaru start chesarata .. okka devudu matram please help me please help me antunnadata...
[/quote]bramma

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[quote name='gundubabu' timestamp='1359034785' post='1303165169']
bramma
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try again

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try again
[/quote]jesus

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oka maharaju ki kottaga pelli ayyidi... pellam maha doolist ...... porugu rajyam nundi vindhu pilupu vaste aa rajyaniki velthadu gurram meeda.... asala maharani doolist ani ...dani fooku ki blade okati petti velthadu.... oka varam rojula taruvvatha tirigi rajyaniki tirigi vastadu.... lopala pani chesi vallu andarini line lo nunchodi antadu... andaru line lo nunchoni untaru.... okkokali dagaraiki velli pant lo cheyyi petti choosthu untadu... okkalaki kuda kinda madd@ undadhu...... thu denemma jeevitham ani manthri gari pant lo pedatadu.... lopala alane untadi...... besh mantri varya ... meeru okkare naa dagara pani chesi vallalo the best ani cheppu... emi kavalo korukondi antadu.... appudu mantri gaaru.... beh beh ...antu untadu.... roju garu em ayyindi ani choosthe notlo naluka undadhu paapam....

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[quote name='TENALI_TELUGODU' timestamp='1359032535' post='1303165019']
1975s lo okasari nageswara rao, sobhan babu ,krishna shootings lo baaga busy ga vundatam vallana tired ayyi ...relief kosam andaman ki vellaranta akkada manollu poddunne tipineelu thinesi hunting kosam ani adiviki vellaranta ....maree lopaliki velle sariki akkada koya batch ki veellu baga vinthaga kanipicharanta..veella chethullo gannullu ayyi susi bayapadi andarni pattukuni settuku kattesaranta...vallu emo memu telugu hero lamu ra ani labo debo manna vadala kunda kodathannaranta........sivrakariki vallatho oka deal kudursukunnaru entanta ....aa koyollu eppudu thinani oka kayani kani pandu ni kani themmannaranta aa adivilo appudu vadilethham annaranta.

ika sare ani sesedi leka mundu nageswara rao elli oka konda usiri kay thechi ichadanta ....idi memu eppudo thinnam ra ani battalu eppi guddalo dursi malli kattesaranta......next shobhan babu parugu paruguna vcahi apple ichadanta ..idi maku yeppudo thelusu bey ani asusual battalu ippi guddalo dursaranta kattesi.....kontha sepu ayyaka nageswara rao emo badhatho arusthunnadanta.......shobhan babu emo navvuthunnadanta.....appudu mana nagesu shobhan ni endi sami ikkada usiri kaya ke adiripothandi ...neeku apple kada noppiga leda navvuthunnav enti ante .....ledandi krishna garini sudandi gummadikay thethannadu annadanta CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y ps:idi na sinnappti story school lo baga pamous appatllo.....mee daggara ilanti kathalu unte randi share sesukunnam
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[quote name='gundubabu' timestamp='1359034171' post='1303165097']
Train lo kottaga pellaina janta honeymoon ki velthundi . . Veellaki opp lo naluguru kurrallu kurchoni unnaru
train fast ga move avthundi , pellam mogudi bujam pai thala valchi nidraloki jarukundi
mellaga ame paita jarindi adi chusi oka kurradu DEKH RE DEKH TAJMAHAL DHEK ANTADU
e matalu moguduki vinapadi kopam vachhi ,TAJMAHAL NI EM CHUSARU LE GANI QUTIB MINAR CHUDANDI ANI ZIP VIPPI VALLAKI CHUPISTHADU .
Dhaniki aa naluguru kurrallu OH QUTIB MINAR MEMU CHINNAPPUDE CHUSAM KAVALANTE NEKU CHARMINAR CHUPISTHAM ANI NALUGURU ZIP LU VIPPI MOGUDU DAGGARIKI VACHI CHUPISTHARU
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oka maharaju ki kottaga pelli ayyidi... pellam maha doolist ...... porugu rajyam nundi vindhu pilupu vaste aa rajyaniki velthadu gurram meeda.... asala maharani doolist ani ...dani fooku ki blade okati petti velthadu.... oka varam rojula taruvvatha tirigi rajyaniki tirigi vastadu.... lopala pani chesi vallu andarini line lo nunchodi antadu... andaru line lo nunchoni untaru.... okkokali dagaraiki velli pant lo cheyyi petti choosthu untadu... okkalaki kuda kinda madd@ undadhu...... thu denemma jeevitham ani manthri gari pant lo pedatadu.... lopala alane untadi...... besh mantri varya ... meeru okkare naa dagara pani chesi vallalo the best ani cheppu... emi kavalo korukondi antadu.... appudu mantri gaaru.... beh beh ...antu untadu.... roju garu em ayyindi ani choosthe notlo naluka undadhu paapam....
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[quote name='nallaberry' timestamp='1359034999' post='1303165177']
oka maharaju ki kottaga pelli ayyidi... pellam maha doolist ...... porugu rajyam nundi vindhu pilupu vaste aa rajyaniki velthadu gurram meeda.... asala maharani doolist ani ...dani fooku ki blade okati petti velthadu.... oka varam rojula taruvvatha tirigi rajyaniki tirigi vastadu.... lopala pani chesi vallu andarini line lo nunchodi antadu... andaru line lo nunchoni untaru.... okkokali dagaraiki velli pant lo cheyyi petti choosthu untadu... okkalaki kuda kinda madd@ undadhu...... thu denemma jeevitham ani manthri gari pant lo pedatadu.... lopala alane untadi...... besh mantri varya ... meeru okkare naa dagara pani chesi vallalo the best ani cheppu... emi kavalo korukondi antadu.... appudu mantri gaaru.... beh beh ...antu untadu.... roju garu em ayyindi ani choosthe notlo naluka undadhu paapam....
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ee joke vinnaa... but malli navvu vachindi
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[quote name='nallaberry' timestamp='1359034999' post='1303165177']
oka maharaju ki kottaga pelli ayyidi... pellam maha doolist ...... porugu rajyam nundi vindhu pilupu vaste aa rajyaniki velthadu gurram meeda.... asala maharani doolist ani ...dani fooku ki blade okati petti velthadu.... oka varam rojula taruvvatha tirigi rajyaniki tirigi vastadu.... lopala pani chesi vallu andarini line lo nunchodi antadu... andaru line lo nunchoni untaru.... okkokali dagaraiki velli pant lo cheyyi petti choosthu untadu... okkalaki kuda kinda madd@ undadhu...... thu denemma jeevitham ani manthri gari pant lo pedatadu.... lopala alane untadi...... besh mantri varya ... meeru okkare naa dagara pani chesi vallalo the best ani cheppu... emi kavalo korukondi antadu.... appudu mantri gaaru.... beh beh ...antu untadu.... roju garu em ayyindi ani choosthe notlo naluka undadhu paapam....
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lifted from Malladi's 'Colonel ekalingam adventures' ..dorikithe ee book sadavandi..

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Okasari nehru ki china lo round table conference meeting ki rammani invitation vasthe velthadu . . .kani meeting oka roju delay avthundi guest la ku china gov manchi manchi hotels book chesi ,ammailanu koda erpatu chestharu . . Nehru asale manchi rasikudu , ammai ni chudagane apukolekapothadu . . . Light off chesi pani start chesthadu . . Nehru pani lo undaga aa china girl CHUP CHUP TA antadi . . Nehru ki ardam kadu emantundo , sarle ani malli thana vesthuntadu ,malli same word CHUP CHUP TA ani vinipisthadi , ala nalugu aidu sarlu same word repeat chesthu untadi papa , nehru ki kopam vachi papa noru moosesi pani poorthi chesukoni vellipothadu . .
Next day meeting ki attend ayi timepass kosam billiards aduthuntadu . . .nehru stick thesukoni ball ni kodathadu , banthi hole ki thagile pakkaki vachesthundi , appudu andaru CHUP CHUP TA antaru . . Appudu ardam aiddi nehru ki night matter em jargindo

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eee joke chepthe ekkuva fun vuntadi chadivithe ekkuthado ledo try chesthaa....


oka train lo full janalu packed vuntadi.... oka station lo NUN ekkuthadi.... aa pette lo oka church father kuda vuntadu... sare manode kada ani velli athani meeda kurchuntadi...
manodiki lesthadi control chesukoleka lopala pettestadu... but janalaku thelisipotundi ani... bag lonchi biscuits theesi eduruga kurchunnavallaki okkokkati istu vuntadu ilaaaaaaa


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ta.....ke... the ..........biscuit...........................

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Chup chup ta ardam ainda
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