Joke..

January 25, 2013

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.

The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

The elderly gentleman replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"

January 25, 2013

A young man bought a new pairs of boots of which he was very proud so he decided to go dancing and give them a try.

After dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said.

"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell me what color she has on".

After dancing a while the young man started rubbing he toes on his pant cuffs and started to dance again.

After a few minutes he ask the new lady, "What color panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good, for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."

January 25, 2013

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359116985' post='1303173296']
A young man bought a new pairs of boots of which he was very proud so he decided to go dancing and give them a try.

After dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said.

"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell me what color she has on".

After dancing a while the young man started rubbing he toes on his pant cuffs and started to dance again.

After a few minutes he ask the new lady, "What color panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good, for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."
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