Gud Joke

February 1, 2013

[color=#333333]Bob calls in to his job:[/color]
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[color=#333333]"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]The boss says:[/color]
[color=#333333].
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
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2 hours later Bob calls:
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"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."[/color]

February 1, 2013

[quote name='Slim-Shady' timestamp='1359717645' post='1303203435']
[color=#333333]Bob calls in to his job:[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]The boss says:[/color]
[color=#333333].
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
.
2 hours later Bob calls:
.
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."[/color]
[/quote]
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