Balaiah Yentaya And Chirio Too Wat The Hell Rey.....

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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* “Nenu saitham praja vanchanaku okka sariga nadumu kattanu Nenu saitham Sonia bhajanaku gonthu kalipaanu Nenu saitham Telugu Talli mana maryadalu manta kalipaanu…”[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Gautami, Pothana2000, Arial][size=4]
* Breaking News: Chiranjeevi to start SPF: Sonia Protection Force[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Gautami, Pothana2000, Arial][size=4]
* “Mechchindi Sonia Gandhi Istundi cabinet postoo Dorikeraa bhalega chaansu Kummuko saaginanta varaku Yureka taka mikaa.. Mana panta pandedaka…”[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Gautami, Pothana2000, Arial][size=4]* “Nenu saitham praja vanchanaku okka sariga nadumu kattanu Nenu saitham Sonia bhajanaku gonthu kalipaanu Nenu saitham Telugu Talli mana maryadalu manta kalipaanu…”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Gautami, Pothana2000, Arial][size=4]* Breaking News: Chiranjeevi to start SPF: Sonia Protection Force[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Gautami, Pothana2000, Arial][size=4]* “Mechchindi Sonia Gandhi Istundi cabinet postoo Dorikeraa bhalega chaansu Kummuko saaginanta varaku Yureka taka mikaa.. Mana panta pandedaka…”[/size][/font][/color]
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[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu Chiru cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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Exam conducted for all telugu heroes.......

1q) write all your flop films on a paper???

Venky:Chintakayala ravi

NAG:boss

PAVAN:jhonny

MAHESH:. sainikudu

CHIRU:additional sheets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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mahesh dialouge in ATHADU:

"nuvvu padivelu icchina S.I ki nenu laksha istaanu

Sirio cinema chusi poyadani raasestaadu

polam kaavalo praanam kaavalo telchuko"

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Flopu Nayakudu- Sirio

In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...).
If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Sirio it would be like this.

Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....

Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru
Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu
Flopu naayakuda
Ne vente vundi flopu
Ika neekosam aage Hittu

Natanalo Chetta
Hittulaku kotta
Nee nata hrudayam
Rayaleni kavita

Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga
Vacchinadu nasaraju
Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju

Flopulu enni yedure aina
Acting matram nuvvidaledu
Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki
Oxygen thecchinavu
Tvarlone san..ka nakipotavu

Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram
Natanalo needi flopavataaram
Cinemaalu teesi
Prajalanu himsincchi
Maneeshi kalevu
Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu

Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu
Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu
Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda
Nee sari neevele
Yeppatiki nee sari neevele
Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............

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The last conversation in “Bommarillu” between Prakash Raj and Siddharatha is replaced by chiru and chiru fans….

chiru fans: chiru meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni
gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnam

An extension… ..

chiru: Naku 5Crores remuneration vachinappudu kuda sontosham ledu kani na fans na movies ne adaristaru ani gurtochinappu chala santhosha paddanu.

chiru Fans: Meru cinema tesesanani anukunataru bagane undi, kani aa cinema nachaledu ani chairs viraga kotti screen chimpi mari cheppalani anipistundi kani emi cheyyaleni nissahaya paristiti.....

chiru: eyebrows raised …

chiru Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru chiru movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……

chiru: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..

chiru Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif][size=2][b]chiranjeevi[/b][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu Chiru cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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Exam conducted for all telugu heroes.......

1q) write all your flop films on a paper???

Venky:Chintakayala ravi

NAG:boss

PAVAN:jhonny

MAHESH:. sainikudu

CHIRU:additional sheets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

mahesh dialouge in ATHADU:

"nuvvu padivelu icchina S.I ki nenu laksha istaanu

Sirio cinema chusi poyadani raasestaadu

polam kaavalo praanam kaavalo telchuko"

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Flopu Nayakudu- Sirio

In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...).
If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Sirio it would be like this.

Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....

Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru
Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu
Flopu naayakuda
Ne vente vundi flopu
Ika neekosam aage Hittu

Natanalo Chetta
Hittulaku kotta
Nee nata hrudayam
Rayaleni kavita

Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga
Vacchinadu nasaraju
Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju

Flopulu enni yedure aina
Acting matram nuvvidaledu
Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki
Oxygen thecchinavu
Tvarlone san..ka nakipotavu

Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram
Natanalo needi flopavataaram
Cinemaalu teesi
Prajalanu himsincchi
Maneeshi kalevu
Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu

Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu
Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu
Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda
Nee sari neevele
Yeppatiki nee sari neevele
Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............

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The last conversation in “Bommarillu” between Prakash Raj and Siddharatha is replaced by chiru and chiru fans….

chiru fans: chiru meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni
gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnam

An extension… ..

chiru: Naku 5Crores remuneration vachinappudu kuda sontosham ledu kani na fans na movies ne adaristaru ani gurtochinappu chala santhosha paddanu.

chiru Fans: Meru cinema tesesanani anukunataru bagane undi, kani aa cinema nachaledu ani chairs viraga kotti screen chimpi mari cheppalani anipistundi kani emi cheyyaleni nissahaya paristiti.....

chiru: eyebrows raised …

chiru Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru chiru movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……

chiru: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..

chiru Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…[/size][/font][/color]
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[srikanthraparla]

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[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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chiru: about a running race
chiru: why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
chiru: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?[/indent][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]


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01.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.
02.
MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....
03.
Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..
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CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"[/indent][/font][/color]

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi![/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...![/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
1lady dashed chiru and said " I am "...[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Nice To Meet You Miss ...[/font][/color]

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
funny sirio[/font][/color]

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
funny siru..[/font][/color]

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

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charan : Nana nee laptop kavali[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
chiru : Thesukellu[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
charan : chala baruvu ga undi Nana ![/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
chiru : Koncham data delete chesi theeskellu...[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
charan : What a idea Nana[/font][/color]

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chiru: about a running race
chiru: why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
chiru: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?[/indent]



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[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]01.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.
02.
MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....
03.
Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..
04
CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"[/font][/color][/indent]

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[srikanthraparla]

maa bala rocks all tym [img]http://i.imgflip.com/c9tm.gif[/img]

[Doomsdaypaprayudu]

This time, Balayya acts in Bulldog Bhikshapathi.
(remake of Slumdog Millionaire)

Story: A poorman (Balayya) will be roaming in the slum areas of Hyderabad.
He wants to participate in a reality show, and earn crores of rupees.
He gets a chance to participate in a show called "Kaun Banega Karodpati" (KBC).
But there are some conditions for participating.
There are 20 questions in the quiz.
First, the participant will be given 1 lakh to start the game.
For every right answer, the participant gets 10,000.
For every wrong answer, the participant has to lose 25,000.
Then Balayya enters the quiz and starts answering the questions.
The person who asks the questions is none other than Hari krishna.

Questions:

1. Who is the chief minister of Andhra Pradesh
a. NTR
b. Chiru
c. YSR
d. Chandra Babu

Balayya's Answer: a

(its wrong, so Balayya loses 25,000)

2. Who is the best action hero?
a. Spider man
b. Super man
c. Batman
d. Palnati Brahmanaidu

Balayya's Answer: d (again wrong)

3. Which film is the best love story ?
a. Devdas
b. Titanic
c. Kaho na pyar hai
d. Allari Pidugu

Balayya's Answer: d (again wrong)

4. Which character you like most ?
a. Tagore
b. Indra
c. Spider man
d. Chenna kesava reddy

Balayya's Answer: d (again wrong)

5. Which film is the super hit ?
a. Palnati Brahmanaidu
b. Maharadhi
c. Allari Pidugu
d. Vijayendra varma

Balayya's Answer: d (again wrong)

5. Which is the pure animal ?
a. Pig
b. Crocodile
c. Cheetah
d. Dog

Balayya's Answer: a (again wrong)

................ so ee vidhamga Balayya anni questions ki wrong answer cheptadu.
Atlast Balayya should pay some 4 lakhs to the show.
He will not have that much money, so he joins as a sweeper to the show.
He gets some 100 rupees per day.
Till he clears the amount, he works as the sweeper to the show.

........ So Balayya ni andaru appatinunchi "Bulldog Bhikshapathi" ani pilusthuntaru.
Ha ..ha

[powerstar02]

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inkoka 12 eyyi...100 avuthai...........
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94 ee kadha ayedhi.,..[img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-35164.jpg?_r=1358192955[/img]

[SudhirKumar]