nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Why Is Penis Always Sad?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 1. His Hairstyle Is A Mess.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 2. His Relatives Are Nuts.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 3. His Neighbor Is An Asshole.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 4. Whenever He Gets Up, He Vomits and Faints.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
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