nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] [b]Question[/b]. Whats Is The Height Of Bad Luck?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] [b]Answer[/b]. A Man Had Sex In Dreams And Got Aids[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boss: Let Me You Just One Time, I’ll Be Quick And Pay You 20,000. I’ll Throw The Money On The Floor & Till You Bend Down & Pick Up All, I’ll Be Done[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Girl Likes The Proposal & She Calls Her Boyfriend.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boy Friend: Its Fine But Ask For 30,000 & Be Very Quick To Pick The Money[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] After 4 Hours Boyfriend Calls Her[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boyfriend: What Happened?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Girlfriend: That Bastard Is Still…[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Aaah…[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] *** Me…[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Ahh[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] He Brought All Coins…[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Lesson: Please Read The Offer Documents Carefully Before Investing.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Wife Bought A Lovely New Signature Addition Rolex Watch For Her Husband’s 27th Birthday[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Do U Like It ? She Asked.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] He Said: It’s Great!, It’ll Remind Me Of Ur Pussy[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] She Laughed: Is That Because Its Exclusive & Sexy?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] He Replied: Nah, Its A Bit Loose Around My Wrist![/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After Another In A Sentence Can Lead To A Nice Story?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Here’s An Example:[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At All..![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At..![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John Plz Dont Touch..![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John Plz Dont..![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John Plz…![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Oh John..![/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Ohh…![/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Girl: I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boy: You Also Have **** Like Your Dad[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Girl: My Dad Doesn’t Have ****[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boy: Exactly[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] During Sexual Session The Girl Says: Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot?[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Girl: No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 15 To 30 Like - Eiffel Tower - Long Straight And Made Of Iron.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 30 To 40 Like - Qutub Minar - Long, Straight But Ancient.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] 40 To 50 Like - Leaning Tower Of Pisa - Long But Tilted And Ancient.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] After 50 Like - World Trade Center - Got Crashed By Single Hit Of Plane.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer said, “Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The attorney asked, “Well, do you have any grounds?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer replied, “Yeah. I got about 140 acres.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer said, “Yeah, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The attorney said, “No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer said, “Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The exasperated attorney said, “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The farmer said, “No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Finally, the attorney asked, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] And the farmer replied, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Receptionist: “I'm , sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your wife.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Mr. Smith: “That's terrible! Can we take the test over?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Receptionist: “Normally, yes. But you belong to an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Mr. Smith: “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] Receptionist: “The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving on the highway and asks him to take a Breathalyzer test.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] I can’t do that because I’m an asthmatic,” says the man. “The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] So the cop suggests a urine sample.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] “Can’t do it,” says the man. “I’m a diabetic, so my urine always has strange stuff in it.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] “Well,” says the angry cop, “why don’t you just get out of the car and walk this white line?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] “,” says the man, “but I can’t do that either.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] “Why not?” asks the officer.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] “Because I’m drunk.”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: “This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high elligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The audience applauded enthusiastically. But, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] A man was listening to the radio when he heard that there was a car heading the wrong way down Interstate 7; he knew his wife was driving on it at the time. He frantically called her on his cell phone and yelled hysterically, “Honey, watch out! There is a car going the wrong way on Interstate 7!”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] His wife replied, “There isn’t just one car! There are hundreds of them!”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] A woman in a supermarket hurries to the express line with a few items.[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The clerk has his back turned to her, so she says, “Excuse me. I’m in a hurry. Could you please check me out?”[/background][/size][/font][/color][color=#353535][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(166, 166, 166)] The clerk turns, looks her up and down, and says, “Nice tits”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
nallaberry Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 [quote name='fake_Bezawada' timestamp='1359959868' post='1303221134'] endhi baa manchi mood lo vunnav [/quote] mood em ledu baa... ekkada kanpinchinai... vestunna......
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