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[Dragon]

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1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs [/font][/color]

[IamNotTrouble]

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[sherlockholmes_anon]

DSL: di*k suck*ng l*ps

fu*k: false use of carnal knowledge

sp:service provider

AVS:adult verification system

Bi*ch:Beautiful intelligent talented creative honest

BCD:behind closed doors

AIDS:american invention to discourage s*x

GND:girl next door

HR:hand release

OS:orgas*s

PIV:P*nis in V**ina

TOS:Take out service

[ToughGuy]

[quote name='Dragon' timestamp='1360056120' post='1303228014']

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs [/font][/color]
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[quote name='sherlockholmes_anon' timestamp='1360056843' post='1303228035']
DSL: di*k suck*ng l*ps

fu*k: false use of carnal knowledge

sp:service provider

AVS:adult verification system

Bi*ch:Beautiful intelligent talented creative honest

BCD:behind closed doors

AIDS:american invention to discourage s*x

GND:girl next door

HR:hand release

OS:orgas*s

PIV:P*nis in V**ina

TOS:Take out service
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[Dragon]

[quote name='sherlockholmes_anon' timestamp='1360056843' post='1303228035']
DSL: di*k suck*ng l*ps

fu*k: false use of carnal knowledge

sp:service provider

AVS:adult verification system

Bi*ch:Beautiful intelligent talented creative honest

BCD:behind closed doors

AIDS:american invention to discourage s*x

GND:girl next door

HR:hand release

OS:orgas*s

PIV:P*nis in V**ina

TOS:Take out service
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[chinnu09]

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[Bestguy]

good post..

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[iTeachSAP]

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[quote name='HAPPYNESS' timestamp='1360033194' post='1303226633']
Me Notlo Na Moddaa
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[rancho]

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