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[mey hoon DON]

1.

A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility,

the CEO notices a guy leaning against the wall. The room is full of workers and he sees this great opportunity to show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "and how much do you make a week?"

Surprised, the young guy gulps and replies, "I make about $300 a week."

The CEO reaches in his pocket, pulls out $300, shoves it in the guy's face and screams, "Here's a week's pay; now get out of here and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about the example he has just established, the CEO looks around the room and asks,

"Now, does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin one of the other workers replied, "That was the Dominos Pizza delivery boy." [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[mey hoon DON]

2.

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to
find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?'

"And so, here we are!" [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[mey hoon DON]

3.

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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[tom bhayya]

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[cherlapalli_jailer]

CEO is terrific

[banthiii]

[quote name='BANE' timestamp='1360082927' post='1303229473']
3.

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "[b]Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"[/b]

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[Darling999]

[quote name='BANE' timestamp='1360082927' post='1303229473']
3.

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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[Darling999]

[quote name='BANE' timestamp='1360082860' post='1303229463']
1.

A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility,

the CEO notices a guy leaning against the wall. The room is full of workers and he sees this great opportunity to show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "and how much do you make a week?"

Surprised, the young guy gulps and replies, "I make about $300 a week."

The CEO reaches in his pocket, pulls out $300, shoves it in the guy's face and screams, "Here's a week's pay; now get out of here and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about the example he has just established, the CEO looks around the room and asks,

"Now, does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin one of the other workers replied, "That was the Dominos Pizza delivery boy." [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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pichii puneee gadu [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[kiran karthik]

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[kiran karthik]

mama nuv siddu sidddartha roy kadaa [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[nani8055]

[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1360084469' post='1303229623']
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Hie

[Terminator II]

[quote name='BANE' timestamp='1360082927' post='1303229473']
3.

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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[biscuitRAJA000]

[quote name='nani8055' timestamp='1360084523' post='1303229632']

Hie
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[tom bhayya]

[quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1360084506' post='1303229628']
mama nuv siddu sidddartha roy kadaa [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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naaku adhey doubt vachindhi title and lopala gifs chusi [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-8RwT8_LLHM4/UOoO_Lps31I/AAAAAAAAIyk/-Y1PHoxQ2yY/s150/Brahmi.gif[/img]

[kiran karthik]

[quote name='nani8055' timestamp='1360084523' post='1303229632']
Hie
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