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ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Thou shalt not commit adultery…unless in the mood.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 The best thing about masturbation is that you don’t have ttalk afterwards.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
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ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Excuses are like asses everyone’s got em and the all stink.
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