ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Never assume. It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Her kisses left something to be desired — the rest of her.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Good girls go to heaven…but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 There are only two to four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Anatomy is something everybody’s got, but sure looks better on a woman.
ManOnFire Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
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