gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Report Posted February 11, 2013 [size=4][color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu was playing 'Ludo' with a girl.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: If I get 1,2,3,4,5 after throwing the dice, I'll make love to you.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Girl: What? And if the dice shows 6?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Haven't you played Ludo before? If it's 6, I throw the dice again[/font][/color][/size]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A wife comes home early and catches her hubby wanking in the kitchen.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]She rushes over and gives him the best blow job of his life.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]After the blow job, the husband asks, "We have not had sex for almost one month and suddenly this. Why?"[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Wife: I washed the floor in the morning; and I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the whole floor again.[/font][/color] 1
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet and not her eyes.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard and not his life.[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu to his girlfriend while on date, "Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less"![/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Girlfriend: Really?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Yep! And the interesting thing is that your clothes seem to weigh exactly two pounds![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Loyal husbands will get Heaven after they die;[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Disloyal husbands will get Heaven while they are alive.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Choice is Yours![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Q: What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A: What the ! and What a ![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Q: Why is it important for men to kiss a woman's lips before sex?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A: Because only one of women's lips open at a time. So that's the best way to shut a woman's horizontal lips and open the vertical one![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Can I touch your ****?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Girlfriend 1: Shut up! [/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Can I touch your heartbeats?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Girlfriend 2: Ooohh! How sweet![/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Rishta Wahi, Soach Nai![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]New Proverb: **** are curves that make some things super straight.[/font][/color]
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gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Two lovers went to see a movie. A mosquito entered boys trousers. Guess, where does it bite?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Bunty: Obviously, his tool[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Pappu: Na! It bites on the girl's hand.[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Preeto: What's the difference between hungry and horny?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Jeeto: It all depends on where you put the banana.[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Santa: I don't get the point of lap dance clubs.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Banta: What's wrong with them?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Santa: If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with my wife.[/font][/color]
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Posted February 11, 2013 ivi annee..ikkada unnayi..sadukondi baa..as it is gaa unnayi.. http://www.andhrafriends.com/topic/279953-random-jokesone-liners/
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