Bongu..Boshanam Posted February 11, 2013 Report Posted February 11, 2013 [quote name='Ladies_Tailor' timestamp='1360577505' post='1303257852'] Super jokes [/quote] few r blasted.. gp.
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [b]Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd...Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.[/b] 1
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Q: What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]A: Stay out of BED for two days[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [size=4][color=#333333][font=Verdana]When I Was 10.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Rubber Meant Eraser,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Ass Meant Donkey,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Gay Meant Happy,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Straight Meant Linear,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Making Out Meant ‘Logical Detection’,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Cock Meant Rooster,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Pussy Meant Cat,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Stag Meant A Male Deer,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Prick Meant A Jab,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Poke Meant A Nudge,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Chick Meant A Baby Hen,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]Screw Meant A Carpenter’s Implement[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana]And A ** Was Always For Tat[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Verdana] ! – English Has Changed So Much.[/font][/color][/size] 1
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Jim says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason".[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Steve says, "Why's that?"[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Jim says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit".[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]It's Breast Awareness Week.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Spread the slogan "We stare because we care"![/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]The young couple were holding hands in the Sunshine Gardens Nudist Camp.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]"When I tell you I love you", he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?"[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]"To see if it's true", she answered curtly.[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Young girl: Wow! 5 times![/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Old man: No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with?[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Difference between bad and worse:[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Bad: When your children find your last night's used condom.[/font][/color] [color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Worse: When they insist you to blow that balloon for them[/font][/color]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [b]Sunny Loene arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting... Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..." Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?" Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..[/b]
gb_bharat Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 [b]A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Santa guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. . No sex this time.' A week later, Santa, along with his friend, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Santa guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, ', it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, the friend said to Santa, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. 'Santa replied, 'No it ain't . It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week[/b]
Kakateyudu Posted February 11, 2013 Report Posted February 11, 2013 [quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1360580339' post='1303257874'] [b]A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Santa guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. . No sex this time.' A week later, Santa, along with his friend, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Santa guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, ' , it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, the friend said to Santa, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. 'Santa replied, 'No it ain't . It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week[/b] [/quote]
gb_bharat Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Posted February 13, 2013 [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter, "My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play this?"[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica."[/size][/font][/color] 1
gb_bharat Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Posted February 13, 2013 [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]St. Peter told the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Which is...?" they replied in unison.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first girl.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Oh yes," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married, and was still virgin even after I got married."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second girl.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Oh, quite good," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married, but was not after I got married."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third girl.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."[/size][/font][/color]
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