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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Teacher: What's wrong?[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny are you sleeping?' Then I say, 'No,' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Then my dad asked my mum, 'Are you cuming?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Mum said, 'Yes I'm cuming, are you cuming too?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Dad answered: Yes.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming.....[/size][/font][/color]

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Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.

Teacher: What's wrong?

Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny are you sleeping?' Then I say, 'No,' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer.

The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?

Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, 'Are you cuming?'
Mum said, 'Yes I'm cuming, are you cuming too?
Dad answered: Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming.....

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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"A hundred dollars."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]". All I've got is thirty."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"A handjob," Harry replies.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]When Santa and Jeeto got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was a virgin and totally naive.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]On their wedding night, when Santa removed his clothes, Jeeto said, "What is that?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Santa was a quick thinker. He said, "Jeeto, I am the only man in the world with one of these."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Then he proudly showed her what it was for. Jeeto liked it and was very pleased!!![/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]After the honeymoon was over, Santa returned to work, only to return home to find an upset Jeeto, waiting on their front porch.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Santa, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those things and yet today when I saw Banta changing his clothes behind the shed he had one too!!!"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Ever fast on his feet, Santa said, "Oh, Jeeto, Banta is my best friend. Since I had two. I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one."[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]A puzzled Jeeto accepted the answer but when Santa returned home the next day an agitated and upset Jeeto was waiting again on the porch.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Jeeto? Now what's wrong darling?"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Dammit, you gave the better one to Banta!!!"[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]Banta calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"Oh my God!!" cries Jeeto. "The 'whole' finger?'"[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#6A6A6A][font=Verdana][size=4]"No," replies Banta. "The one next to it!"[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Santa: I don't get the point of lap dance clubs.[/font][/color]
[color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Banta: What's wrong with them?[/font][/color]
[color=#545454][font=Verdana, Georgia]Santa: If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with my wife.[/font][/color]
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