Once Up On A Tym

[jbourne]

[color=#000000][font=lato,]Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]exercised all day.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]Stanley said,"Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]the right time comes, I am going to be that one."[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter,[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]of all the others.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]with all his migh. "Go back! Go Back!" he screamed. "It's a blow job!"[/font][/color]

[galiraju]

[quote name='jbourne' timestamp='1360681947' post='1303265398']
[color=#000000][font=lato,]Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]exercised all day.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]Stanley said,"Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]the right time comes, I am going to be that one."[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter,[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]of all the others.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=lato,]with all his migh. "Go back! Go Back!" he screamed. "It's a blow job!"[/font][/color]
[/quote]
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[coolammacool]

HEHEHE...NICE ONE..

[tom bhayya]