Vijay Mallya - Ee News Real Or Fake..

[posaanisam]

[size=5][color=#333333]An Indian man walks into the New York City bank[/color]
[color=#333333]and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India[/color]
[color=#333333]for some business for 2 weeks and needs to[/color]
[color=#333333]borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need[/color]
[color=#333333]Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the[/color]
[color=#333333]street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my[/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#333333]car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... VIJAY MALLYA[/color][/size]
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[KOOL_KITTU]

bokkalae[img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/4202810/baahmir-o.gif[/img]bank vaadu..car lu scooter pettukoni loans ivvadam aeppudu modalapettadu

[Anta Assamey]

Manchi katha rasadu evadoo.... [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]

[150bryant]

this is a joke made up on a blonde
mallya place lo blonde untadhi..

[KOOL_KITTU]

[quote name='RockstarSwathiMuthyam' timestamp='1360693361' post='1303266770']
this is a joke made up on a blonde
mallya place lo blonde untadhi..
[/quote]
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]blonde aaa..thought those were not that intelligent

[sherlockholmes_anon]

super fake [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]

[powerstar02]

this was real story of ballaya not mallaya.....[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img]

[eela]

Fake[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4puKF5-NaMs/UDnxnuRq5kI/AAAAAAAAHIY/qDiPD6Siz0c/s1600/zoo+ntr+shakthi.gif[/img]

[king420]

adi chesindi neenu...Vijay Malya kadu [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/690sib.jpg[/img]

[KOOL_KITTU]

[quote name='HAPPYNESS' timestamp='1360694720' post='1303266998']
adi chesindi neenu...Vijay Malya kadu [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/690sib.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
car park sesinodu aevadu ani adagala akkada...[img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/4202810/baahmir-o.gif[/img]

[rambabu304]

fake oo fakuuuu............ this is actually a joke to a class of business students by prof..........

[Terminator II]

[quote name='powerstar02' timestamp='1360694004' post='1303266882']
this was real story of ballaya not mallaya.....[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img]
[/quote]

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[150bryant]

[quote name='KOOL_KITTU' timestamp='1360693789' post='1303266848']
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]blonde aaa..thought those were not that intelligent
[/quote]blonde pichidi ankuntaaru andharu...adey twist...this one is intelligent laaga untadhi eee joke.

[150bryant]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=1][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Brahmi' timestamp='1360692915' post='1303266698']
Manchi katha rasadu evadoo.... [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]
[/quote]
corrests [img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/4202810/baahmir-o.gif[/img]