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[color=#333333]Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" [/color]

[color=#333333]"What did you do?" the other nuns asked. [/color]

[color=#333333]"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash." [/color]

[color=#333333]The second nun said, "Well, yesterday, I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh Sh*tt***."[/color]

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[quote name='BARMANI' timestamp='1360776025' post='1303272073']
[color=#333333]A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position.[/color]

[color=#333333]He asked the same question to each one of them.[/color]
[color=#333333].[/color]
[color=#333333]Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places.. [/color]
[color=#333333]What's the difference between the two?
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First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't " .
Boss: "OK.. good!"

Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't "
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Boss: "that's better!"

Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal "
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Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"
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Last Girl: "one is for me & the other is for my Boss ".
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Boss: "you are hired !!!? :P[/color]
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