Legendary Proverbs

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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.