Funniest Comments In Source Code

[Chimidi_Mukku]

[color=#333333]/*[/color]
[color=#333333] * On the other hand, we never get another interrupt after[/color]
[color=#333333] * the first timer interrupt, so maybe we *do* have to thwack[/color]
[color=#333333] * the stupid ICU.[/color]
[color=#333333] *[/color]
[color=#333333] * Or maybe we have to reset the stupid "interrupt latch", but[/color]
[color=#333333] * that *** GENIUS Todd Dutton, although he took the ***[/color]
[color=#333333] * trouble to say that you have to reset the interrupt latch,[/color]
[color=#333333] * didn't take the *** trouble to tell you WHAT THE [/color]
[color=#333333] * THE INTERRUPT LATCH IN QUESTION IS or HOW THE YOU RESET[/color]
[color=#333333] * IT, so if that's the problem, we'll have to wait for all the[/color]
[color=#333333] * 5000 *** VICE PRESIDENTS AT DEC who have to sign off on[/color]
[color=#333333] * the *** IDEA OF ACTUALLY LETTING SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO[/color]
[color=#333333] * BUY LOTS OF YOUR *** BOXES TO RUN THEIR SOFTWARE ON[/color]
[color=#333333] * actually GET THEIR HANDS ON ENOUGH *** DOCUMENTATION[/color]
[color=#333333] * TO MAKE THEIR SOFTWARE WORK. GOD *** FORBID that DEC[/color]
[color=#333333] * actually SELL any of these boxes, that might mean they might[/color]
[color=#333333] * CONTINUE TO MAKE MONEY, and we couldn't let THAT happen,[/color]
[color=#333333] * COULD we?[/color]
[color=#333333] *[/color]
[color=#333333] * No, I'm not bitter. Bitter is for wimps. I'm ***[/color]
[color=#333333] * HOMICIDAL. I want the *** HEADS of all the DEC people[/color]
[color=#333333] * who have stalled on this ON *** POLES OUTSIDE MY OFFICE.[/color]

[color=#333333] * Interrupt handled by the master ICU;[/color]
[color=#333333] * send an EOI to it for this level, because[/color]
[color=#333333] * they *appear* not to set up the ICU for[/color]
[color=#333333] * a mode that preserves the fully-nested[/color]
[color=#333333] * structure.[/color]
[color=#333333] *[/color]
[color=#333333] * Of course, given how *** HELPFUL they've[/color]
[color=#333333] * been about answering questions and providing[/color]
[color=#333333] * documentation, I had to find that out by[/color]
[color=#333333] * DECOMPILING THE *** INTERRUPT HANDLER[/color]
[color=#333333] * CODE IN OSF/1.[/color]
[color=#333333] *[/color]
[color=#333333] * I hope they *** GO BANKRUPT, lose their[/color]
[color=#333333] * *** jobs and ALL their *** undeserved[/color]
[color=#333333] * self-esteem, and end up OUT ON THE ***[/color]
[color=#333333] * STREET.[/color]
[color=#333333] *[/color]
[color=#333333] * I hate them. I hate talking to them. I hate sending[/color]
[color=#333333] * them mail. I hate *receiving* their mail. I hate[/color]
[color=#333333] * *reading* their mail. I want them all to die SLOWLY[/color]
[color=#333333] * IN HORRIBLE PAIN.[/color]
[color=#333333] */[/color]

[color=#333333]/*[/color]
[color=#333333] * N.B.: As of 1999, they did, when Compaq and Intel[/color]
[color=#333333] * dismembered DEC like blood-maddened piranhas.[/color]
[color=#333333] * Requiescat in pace.[/color]

[color=#333333] */[/color]

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[Chimidi_Mukku]

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

indulo kuda chudandi masthu funny vi unnai

[Chimidi_Mukku]

// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

[Chimidi_Mukku]

[color=#000000][font=Consolas, Menlo, Monaco,]#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Consolas, Menlo, Monaco,]idi too much[/font][/color]

[innovative]

[ZuniorVentiyar]

maa offshore gadu variable name "ASS" ani define chesadu .. class name A****S***Service ki short form gaaaa

[Chimidi_Mukku]

[quote name='buddi_ramarao' timestamp='1367009926' post='1303670241']
maa offshore gadu variable name "ASS" ani define chesadu .. class name A****S***Service ki short form gaaaa
[/quote]

hahaha

[Chimidi_Mukku]

naku #define TRUE FALSE baaga nachindi epudanna try cheyalani chilipi korika nalo puttindi