apparao123 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Posted May 10, 2013 [size="2"][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: > Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and > Raat bhar sone na de > > > -------- > > > Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ? > Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke > baithoon? > > > > > > ------------------------------------------ > > > > A man [background=rgb(255, 255, 204)]married[/background] a Lady Traffic police Inspector > Friend: How was urfirst night? > Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and > Rs 500 for no helmet > > > -------------- > > > Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai? > Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana > > > ------------------ > > > Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi > bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain > > > > ------------------------ > > > Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye > > Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? > Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE... > > > ----------------------------- > > > A newly [background=rgb(255, 255, 204)]married[/background] girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent > telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed! > > > > -------------------------- > > > Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya? > Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai > > > -------------------- > > > A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? > Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara > Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja > > > ------------------------- > > > Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport > today > Lady: But I'm not pregnant > Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet > > > ------------------- > > > Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week > Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months > > > ------------ > > > Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi > Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga > > > ------------- > > > Why is golf called a wrong game? > Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n > putting the stick in the hole[/size][/font][/size][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font]
rapchik Posted May 10, 2013 Report Posted May 10, 2013 [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai? [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]> Jawaab: [/size][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=6] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=6] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=6] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][size=6]Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana [/size][/size][/font][/color]
whatever Posted May 10, 2013 Report Posted May 10, 2013 [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye[/size][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]> [/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]> Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?[/size][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]> Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE... [/size][/font][/color]
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