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[size=4][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."[/font][/color]


[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."

Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"

Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."

Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

Police: "You don't need protection."

Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

Gym trainer: "Push harder."

Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!![/font][/color][/size]

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[size=5][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."[/font][/color]


[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."

Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"

Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."

Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

Police: "You don't need protection."

Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

Gym trainer: "Push harder."

Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!![/font][/color]
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[size=5][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."[/font][/color]


[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."

Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"

Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."

Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

Police: "You don't need protection."

Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

Gym trainer: "Push harder."

Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!![/font][/color]
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Antha baga njoy chesava psyco mama rendu sarlu vesav

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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1368646882' post='1303755238']
Antha baga njoy chesava psyco mama rendu sarlu vesav
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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1368646882' post='1303755238']
Antha baga njoy chesava psyco mama rendu sarlu vesav
[/quote] CITI_c$y

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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1368646882' post='1303755238']
Antha baga njoy chesava psyco mama rendu sarlu vesav
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psyco mayya: lay down and open or u will be baned..........

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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1368646882' post='1303755238']
Antha baga njoy chesava psyco mama rendu sarlu vesav
[/quote]
[img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img]

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