School Days Are Awesome...

[BillMarkSteve]

[color=#333333]One of my Favorite Joke: [/color][color=#333333]Killing English[/color]

[color=#333333]1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "[/color]

[color=#333333]2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"[/color]

[color=#333333]3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."[/color]

[color=#333333]4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."[/color]

[color=#333333]5. Don't..Laugh At The Back[/color]
[color=#333333]Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....[/color]

[color=#333333]6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)[/color]

[color=#333333]7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!![/color]

[color=#333333]8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"[/color]

[color=#333333]9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"[/color]

[color=#333333]10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll[/color]
[color=#333333]HANG MYSELF"[/color]

[color=#333333]11. LIBRARIAN SCOLD ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"[/color]

[color=#333333]12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"[/color]

[color=#333333]13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father[/color]

[color=#333333]14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"[/color]

[color=#333333]15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??[/color]

[color=#333333]16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"[/color]

[anishraj]

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