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[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3]No one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets. We love the care and attention you’ve paid to us for our own benefit, but we also love watching you bask in self-satisfaction. But as satisfied as you might be with yourself, sometimes [/size][/font][/color][i]we’re[/i][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] not quite as satisfied as you’d hoped: something relatively minor, but highly distracting, was a bit “off.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[b]1. The [url="http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/clitoris/"]clitoris[/url] is right there.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] Yes, right [/size][/font][/color][i]there[/i][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3]. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and [/size][/font][/color][url="http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-03-27/10-things-men-forget-to-do-during-sex/#"]play[/url][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] with the clit![/size][/font][/color]

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[b]2. Take your socks off.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]3. Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] We may feel “so wet” to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based [/size][/font][/color][url="http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/lubricant/"]lube[/url][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] for business time.[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]4. Talk dirty to me.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little [/size][/font][/color][url="http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/dirty+talk/"]dirty talk[/url][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] about what you’re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sex organ: our brain![/size][/font][/color]

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[b]5. Get it wet.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down ther[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]6. Watch your hands.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] Unless we’ve expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do [/size][/font][/color][i]not[/i][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3]pinch our [/size][/font][/color][url="http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/nipples/"]nipples[/url][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitive![/size][/font][/color]

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[b]7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]8. Nibble away.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]9. Stop stressin’.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you[/size][/font][/color]

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[b]10. Don’t forget the **.[/b][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3] Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville—get off the express train![/size][/font][/color]

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didnt miss a single thing till now..thank you so much...!!

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Saaabhash....

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denamma e pani kuda checklist undha .... life antha checklist tho ayepothundhi

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