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A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
To continue. Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse

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cherlapalli_jailer LEGEND

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[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129065' post='1303852641']
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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BMW Celebrity

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Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4admission in an engineering
college,
Cut off needed was 85%…
Rabit didn’t get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?
U remember wen v wer in 1st std tortoise won
a race…
Sports quota 5% marks extra…:D

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vijayjust4u

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[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129065' post='1303852641']
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
To continue. Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse
[/quote]
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

BMW Celebrity

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Learn to b hapy wd smal thngs in life, cz
big 1s r actually artificial . . .
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.
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Beautiful line said by
pamela anderson…

BMW Celebrity

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Only a Man understands another Man…..!!
.
Customer :
I want to buy a BRA & PANTY.
Shopkeeper :
Biwi ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhau…?

BMW Celebrity

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A lawyer came home after having
sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up
n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv
been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer
shouted back. Bitch u hv just
destroyed d only evidence of a high
profile rape case I have been
working on. U can now forget abt
diamond necklace u were asking
for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying &
trying 2 repair d torn pieces &
lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Start studying LAW

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BMW

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Ultimate insult:
.
.
Boy and Girl went to a mall.
Boy buys a helmet.
.
Girl: Dimaag to hai nahi, phir helmet kyun liya..
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.
.
.
.
Boy: Kal tune Bra kharidi maine kuch bola ???? =))

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A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, Man leans o ver saying,”Ma’m, sorry to bother you, Would you be kind enbough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold. “I have a better idea”,she replied,”Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we are married !! “Great idea Madam.”. He replied in excitement. She says,”Well then Get up & take it yourself.”

Sastrygaru LEGEND

Sastrygaru

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[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129446' post='1303852655']
A lawyer came home after having
sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up
n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv
been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer
shouted back. Bitch u hv just
destroyed d only evidence of a high
profile rape case I have been
working on. U can now forget abt
diamond necklace u were asking
for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying &
trying 2 repair d torn pieces &
lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Start studying LAW
[/quote]
[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129475' post='1303852656']
Ultimate insult:
.
.
Boy and Girl went to a mall.
Boy buys a helmet.
.
Girl: Dimaag to hai nahi, phir helmet kyun liya..
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Kal tune Bra kharidi maine kuch bola ???? =))
[/quote]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

Sastrygaru LEGEND

Sastrygaru

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[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129540' post='1303852659']
A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, Man leans o ver saying,”Ma’m, sorry to bother you, Would you be kind enbough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold. “I have a better idea”,she replied,”Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we are married !! “Great idea Madam.”. He replied in excitement. She says,”Well then Get up & take it yourself.”
[/quote]

rofl.. didnt sexpect this.. keep posting man.. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

endivayaeelokam Celebrity

endivayaeelokam

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()>> @3$% [quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129446' post='1303852655']
A lawyer came home after having
sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up
n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv
been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer
shouted back. Bitch u hv just
destroyed d only evidence of a high
profile rape case I have been
working on. U can now forget abt
diamond necklace u were asking
for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying &
trying 2 repair d torn pieces &
lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Start studying LAW
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