Nv Lol

[BMW]

Patient : Doctor, You
have given Two Prescriptions.!
Doctor : Yes, This one
is to to make You
Feel Better and the
other one to make the
Drug Company Feel Better

[BMW]

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

[BMW]

A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes ‘C’ and on left arm ‘L’.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.

[BMW]

A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?
Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

[BMW]

Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it’s like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.

[BMW]

A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: wow, what?
Girl: your eyes.

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[BMW]

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady’s breast.
Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

[BMW]

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

[BMW]

T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt………….

[BMW]

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

[cherlapalli_jailer]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371130199' post='1303852680']
A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes ‘C’ and on left arm ‘L’.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am Cool.
[/quote]

right arm she writes ‘F’ and on left arm ‘L’.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am Fool.

[BMW]

A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

[BMW]

[quote name='cherlapalli_jailer' timestamp='1371130348' post='1303852691']
right arm she writes ‘F’ and on left arm ‘L’.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am Fool.
[/quote]

[BMW]

Words of a Woman whose husband took extra dosages of Viagra.
“My Husband has become so horny ..tht I can’t even yawn in front of him..!!!” [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]