BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha: Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo…!!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Arz kiya he…Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya..Gaur farmaiye..Nangi nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya..Aur Dono Gottiya pareshan, “Saala Ustaad kidhar gaya???
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 There’s a big difference between men and women when they say: “I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night”
cherlapalli_jailer Posted June 13, 2013 Report Posted June 13, 2013 [quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371132061' post='1303852784'] Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli “Koi achha password batana….?” Husband: “Lund”. Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says [b]“Aapka pasword Chhota Hai…[/b]” [/quote]
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 2 Elderly Ladies wer smoking CAMEL BRAND CIGRATES! When it started raining 1 lady pulled out a condom,cut off d end, put it over her cigarette, & continued smoking 2′nd lady- Wht’s tht ? 1st- Condom, This way my cigratte does’nt get wet Next day d 1st lady went to d chemist & asked for condom Chemist looked at her strangely (she was over 80 yr), but politely asks what brand she prefers Lady- “It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel. Chemist fainted.
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 funny joke! – I *** love this one A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.” “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives… “Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Husband Suhag raat pe-tum ne kabhi Blue Film Dekhi h? Wife- Haa 1 Bar. Husbnd-Hum wahi Karenge. Wife-Wo Thik Hai, Par Baaki 2 Ladke Tum Laoge Ya Me bulalu..?
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Shave, Sex & Sleep are similar: No matter how well you do on any day, you still need to do it again… And if you don’t do it for days,it shows on Ur face.
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Teer kya chalati ho, dhaar to talwar me hai, Duppate se kya chhupati ho, Maal to salwar me hai.. Palat kar dekh janeman, Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai.. Bra me do bum tum rakhti ho , to Chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.. Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki. Phoolon ka raja gulab, Kaanto me rehta hai..! Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato me rehta hai… Jaise phooli hui roti kabhi kachchi nahi hoti, Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi nahi hoti.. Aur Jaise Magarmach ke aansoo Kabhi sachche nahin hote Waise muh mein LUND dene se bacche nahi hote!! =))
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car me jungle le gaya. Ladke ne sex shuru kiya to ladki boli: “Mein bataana bhool gayi ki mein Prostitute hu aur ek baar ke 500 leti hu.” Ladke ne majboori me paise diye aur thoka. Thokne ke baad ladka cigarette peene laga. Ladki: “Chalo, waapas nahi jaana kya?” Ladka: “Mein bataana bhool gaya tha ki mein Taxi Driver hu aur yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hu.” Moral- Ladke thokne ke pahle lund se aur baad me dimaag se sochte hein
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.Gets randy and restless. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: 150 Chicken Sandwich: 250 Hand Job: 100 Checking his wallet for the necessary , he walks up to the bar and calls one of the 3 exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a group of men. “Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?” “I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?” “Yes”, she purrs, “I am.” The man replies “Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Making a girl say YES is not a big deal. But making her say OH YES OH YES OH YES OOOoo…. Yyyyyeeeeessss… requires special talent.
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Teacher: What is your Principals name Pappu: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. Teacher: its very long, any short name Pappu: Ma.. Dar. .Chod..!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Old one Ek Ladaki ki Bra ki zip khuli dekhkar ek Ladake ne kaha : Madam apane Taj Mahal ka darwaja band kar lo kyonki usko dekhakar idhar humara Kutub Minar hill raha hai
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