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BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Apple: i look like the human heart Mango: i look like a stomach Grapes: i look like eyes . . . Banana: I hate this game [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] jisko samjh aaya vo like karo!!! baki POGO dekho [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif[/img]
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 ☆ Million Dollars Questions ☆ ✓ Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! ⇝ Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy… ⇝ New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. ✓ Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again… ✓ Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. ✓ Q: Why do 90% gals have left ***** bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. ✓ Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR….. it’s SHOWTIME!!!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 IT Dept Found a Typing Mistake IN Sunny Leone’s Tax Return! BUT Leone Insisted That IT’S NOT A MISTAKE! Amount of Rs.50 Lakh Was Correctly Typed As… **** INCOME..!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain ! She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy banana….. She took her husband to the shop…. (haso mat, pura suno) [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif[/img] Do you Know Why? Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for Banana in spanish ! !!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s ****!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Exam. & Sex ke baad sab Girls ki feelings same hi hoti hai.. . 1. Kitna Lamba tha na. . 2. Kaash kuch time aur mil jata. . 3. Pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na, phir to pata hi nahi chala ke kab ho gaya. . 4. Ufff jab tak pura khatam nahi hua meri to jaan afat mein hi rahi. . 5. Aage wali side to easy thi per peeche ka kaafi mushkil tha..
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . 2) cell phone . . 3) chocolates . . . 4)_____ (look down) . . . . Dude..Look down !!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 ThumsUp is launching Viagra drink. It is named….. “LUNDS-UP”! With punch line “ The Thunder Dal de undar”X_X
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 New Teacher: Students, tell ur Name & hobbies. boys start- I m akshay,My hobby is sleeping on sofa. I m salim,My hobby is sleeping on sofa. I m Ravi,My hobby is sleeping on sofa. Teacher: I wonder u all hv same hobbies, ok..Next, girls.. Girl-Hi,my name is SOFA, Teacher: What the. . FCUK..!!
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 A postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The town people presented him different gifts. In one house a young lady took him to bedroom gave him a good sex, a lavish lunch and one dollar. Postman asked amazingly “why one dollar? Actually I asked my husband what to present you, he said; “ him! just give him one dollar.” But the lunch was my idea. Moral:-Always give detailed instructions. [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif[/img]
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Sardar BlueFilm dekh raha tha Achanak apni Biwi ko film me dekh ke Chaunk Gaya.. Fir Gussa Hua.. Baad me Hans Pada, Bola-”Yeh to Film Hai, Real Thodi Hai.” [img]http://www.ulluji.com/ullu/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif[/img]
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 Ek Poora Din Shoe & Socks pehno to Pair Gorre Gorre lagte hain. - - - - - - - Saala ! Janam se Chaddi pehni pr. LAWDA KALA K KALA kyun ?
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 On 1st night, Wife:”Plz, not today,Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.” Husbnd:”Darling Sumthing ‘Under’ is already ‘standing’ for u ….
BMW Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Posted June 13, 2013 A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you ?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy with a loud voice said, “1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!” All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, “I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty ..!”
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