Nv Lol

[sivasriram]

Gp mayya continue

[Spartan]

Only a Man understands another Man…..!!
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Customer :
I want to buy a BRA & PANTY.
Shopkeeper :
Biwi ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhau…?

 

lol

[Spartan]

Men will always be Men – Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained them that they might see some ladies taking bath and they shd not get d istracted at all. When they see anything like that, they shd just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said HARI OM and rest of them said KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!

 

LMAO... 

[SirVaadu]

GP

[Spartan]

On wife’s b’day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write “Getting older but U R getting better.”
Salesman: How do u want me to put it?
Man: Well.. put “U R getting older” at the top and “but U R getting better” at d bottom.
When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg.
It read: “You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!”
Moral:- Don’t order cakes over phone……

 

hehehehe

[Spartan]

Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli “Koi achha password batana….?”
Husband: “Lund”.
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says “Aapka pasword Chhota Hai…”

 

[Avataar]

wt

[Yuvatha]

Chitti - inka poleda intiki

[Spartan]

Chitti - inka poleda intiki

 

meeting lo unna.. 

[BMW]

An Indian girl married a Spanish
man & went to Spain..
She can't speak Spanish..
Each time she wants to buy
chicken legs,
she would lift her skirt & show her thighs
to enable the seller understand her...
This went on for sometime..
One day she wanted to buy
banana..
She took her husband to the
shop..
(haso mat kamino, pura suno)Know Why ??
Because her husband can speak Spanish
and could ask for
Banana in spanish... :-P

[BMW]

3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...
.
.
Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat
Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..:p

[BMW]

(teacher to student)-what is similarty b/w girl and wire. Faadu jawaab student-dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti he.

[BMW]

Sabse bada Terrorist kaun?
. AURAT
. Jo har Raat 1 TOWER ko gira deti ha.
Sabse bada Builder kaun ?
MARD
.
Jo agli Raat fir usi TOWER ko khda kr deta haI.

[BMW]

What is "big" in Ladies,
"small" in girls and
"not" there in babies??? ? ? ? ?
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The Letter "L"

[BMW]

With the high court ruling that "Gay Sex" is legal...
Please note that "GAAND MAAR DOONGA" is not a Gaali now...
Its a expression of Love!