Spartan Posted November 21, 2013 Report Posted November 21, 2013 Only a Man understands another Man…..!! . Customer : I want to buy a BRA & PANTY. Shopkeeper : Biwi ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhau…? lol
Spartan Posted November 21, 2013 Report Posted November 21, 2013 Men will always be Men – Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained them that they might see some ladies taking bath and they shd not get d istracted at all. When they see anything like that, they shd just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said HARI OM and rest of them said KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI! LMAO...
Spartan Posted November 21, 2013 Report Posted November 21, 2013 On wife’s b’day, man ordered a cake on phone. Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake? Man: Write “Getting older but U R getting better.” Salesman: How do u want me to put it? Man: Well.. put “U R getting older” at the top and “but U R getting better” at d bottom. When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg. It read: “You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!” Moral:- Don’t order cakes over phone…… hehehehe
Spartan Posted November 21, 2013 Report Posted November 21, 2013 Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli “Koi achha password batana….?” Husband: “Lund”. Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says “Aapka pasword Chhota Hai…”
Spartan Posted November 21, 2013 Report Posted November 21, 2013 Chitti - inka poleda intiki meeting lo unna..
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. She took her husband to the shop.. (haso mat kamino, pura suno)Know Why ?? Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for Banana in spanish... :-P
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile . . . 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . . . . 3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe... . . Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa..:p
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 (teacher to student)-what is similarty b/w girl and wire. Faadu jawaab student-dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti he.
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 Sabse bada Terrorist kaun? . AURAT . Jo har Raat 1 TOWER ko gira deti ha. Sabse bada Builder kaun ? MARD . Jo agli Raat fir usi TOWER ko khda kr deta haI.
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls and "not" there in babies??? ? ? ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Letter "L"
BMW Posted November 21, 2013 Author Report Posted November 21, 2013 With the high court ruling that "Gay Sex" is legal... Please note that "GAAND MAAR DOONGA" is not a Gaali now... Its a expression of Love!
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