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[BMW]

Benefits of Masturbation?

1. Choice of ?girl is yours..

2. Time ?? ki bachat

3. ?Self service

4. Not a crime?

5. Rest to girlfriend ?

6. No risk of AIDS?

7. No special ?place required

8. No money ?wastage

9. Easy to ?perform

10. Guaranteed satisfaction?

11. No abortion ?

12. Condom not required?

13. Not ?necessary to remove whole underwear

14. Stress ??easily removed

15. Doesn't matter how long your ??penis is

16. Swapndosh ?se mukti

17. Koi darr ?nahi, pakde jane pe saaman ko easily chhupa ??sakte hain

18. One can do as many time as he wants ??

19. No need of special training, ?its so simple

20. Position ?is of your choice.


"Badnami ki choot ?se izzat ki muth ?achchi hai"

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Happy hilaya day

[BMW]

A man was lost on an island.

He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.

Suddenly..

He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed.

Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL...

[BMW]

A man & his wife agreed that any time they wanted to make love they would call it a ''PHONE CALL''

One day the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wanted a ''phone call'..... Mom replied tell daddy she doesn't have network...

Husband: Tell your mother if there is no network I will go to public phone...

Mother: Tell your dad if he dares to go 2 public phone i will open call centre at home!

[BMW]

Four worms were put into Four separate jars.

The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The 3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The 4th worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

1st worm in alcohol - dead;

2nd worm in cigarette smoke -dead;

3rd worm in sperm - dead;

4th worm in soil - alive.

The Science teacher asked the class, "What did you learn from this experiment?"

Pappu quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have WORMS !!!"

[paampachak]

Sardar BlueFilm dekh raha tha Achanak apni Biwi ko film me dekh ke Chaunk Gaya.. Fir Gussa Hua.. Baad me Hans Pada,
Bola-”Yeh to Film Hai, Real Thodi Hai.”

 

Peaks of Sardar joke man

[paampachak]

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”
The girl answered with a
loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy with a loud voice said, “1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, “I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty ..!”

 

 

lol

[paampachak]

There’s a big difference between men and women when they say: “I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night”

:police: