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[TENALI_TELUGODU]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129065' post='1303852641']
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
To continue. Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse
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[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129065' post='1303852641']
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
To continue. Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse
[/quote]
deadly twist [img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2w2r5gm.jpg[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129446' post='1303852655']
A lawyer came home after having
sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up
n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv
been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer
shouted back. Bitch u hv just
destroyed d only evidence of a high
profile rape case I have been
working on. U can now forget abt
diamond necklace u were asking
for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying &
trying 2 repair d torn pieces &
lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Start studying LAW
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[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129540' post='1303852659']
A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, Man leans o ver saying,”Ma’m, to bother you, Would you be kind enbough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold. “I have a better idea”,she replied,”Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we are married !! “Great idea Madam.”. He replied in excitement. She says,”Well then Get up & take it yourself.”
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aa lady db-member ayyi untundi... [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371130220' post='1303852682']
A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?
Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.
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[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371130330' post='1303852689']
T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt………….
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too creative,.,.[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371130994' post='1303852723']
Nurse lost her little cat in the hospital…
Nurse: Anyone got a Pussy? (all women stood up)
Nurse: I mean,anyone seen a Pussy? (all men stood up)
Nurse: No,no,no…. I mean,anyone seen my Pussy? (All the male Doctors stood up)
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trollll [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[CHANAKYA]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371131189' post='1303852731']
Men will always be Men – Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained them that they might see some ladies taking bath and they shd not get d istracted at all. When they see anything like that, they shd just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said HARI OM and rest of them said KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!
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[tom bhayya]

BMW [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNUt-7IvVq4/UYflB4TsRTI/AAAAAAAAEgs/PKqI36jIcIU/s1600/brahmilaughing.gif[/img]

[rikki]

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[k2s]

[quote name='BMW' timestamp='1371129065' post='1303852641']
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.
Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
To continue.[size=8] Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse[/size]
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[BMW]

[quote name='Scrooge' timestamp='1371148964' post='1303853725']
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[BikerBoy]

Superb Thread...Thanks BMW

[psycopk]

gp..

[juvenile]

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